1) My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that ...girl
He tells me every day
Sometimes she makes him just wana hurl
Other times he wish he was gay!

2) She sits on her fanny as he does the chores
Never get's a break for a beer
Watching reruns of That Seventy's Show
as he hullin his big John Deer

C) He's ok! He's ok! oh no way a a a
He's my buddy an' his name is Bob
Not ok! Not ok! oh no way a a a
Tells people his name is Bob

3) He dupped the slave driver, not a day too soon
Moved to San Fransico in May
Has no soul mate and works till noon
At least that's what he say

C) Is he gay, Is he gay, Woha no way a a a
No not my buddy Bob
He's not gay he's not gay oh no way a a a
Pleas no not my buddy Bob

B) I guess it's hard not having anyone at all
But man, he's aced out with the girls
everytime

So let me tell you what happened

4) So now my friend's got a boyfriend and he lioves that fag
He tells me every day
They say that it's genetic and it's like a scab
it won't ever peel away

C) Now he's gay! Now he's gay! Oh way a a a
He's my gay buddy Bob
Stay away, stay away ah away a a a
away from my buddy Bob