I'm seeing this boy, and he's just might be out of his mind
Well he's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind
he talks about closure and that validation bit
I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that sh*t

Oh man he's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
He thinks he's the victim
Yeah

Now I know he'll feel abandoned
If I don't stay over late
And I know he's afraid to commit
But it's only our second date

Oh man he's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
He thinks he's the victim
But he takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a bore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Now he talks about his ex nonstop, but I don't mind
But when he calls out her name in bed
That's where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone
But I wish you wouldn't call me mother
When we're gettin' it on

Oh man he's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
He's playing the victim
And taking it all out on me
My god he's got issues
And I'm gonna pay

If you think I'm controlling
Then why do you follow me around
If you're not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your luggage at the door