-> "Chicks in Cars"
Original Song Title:
"How Bizarre"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chicks in Cars"
The Lyrics
Chicks in Cars
Sometimes they’re in the back
But mostly in the front
Cruising down the highway
In the hot, hot sun
Suddenly I see one
Flash up from the side
Loud song booming
“The Summer of Sixty-nine”
Whistling soft approval
Watching her with eyes wide
Wondering how she looks
When she parks it and steps outside
Chicks in cars
How bizarre
Chicks in cars
Fascination unknown
Just an oddity possessed
Watching chicks while driving
Don’t know why I’d be obsessed
Perhaps anticipation
Lure of the unseen
Maybe the combo
Of a chick and her machine
Chicks in cars
How bizarre
Chicks in cars
Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
It's making me crazy (it's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
(Look around)
A hot chick always found
(I start acting like a hound)
Every drive I take to town
It's in my face
Policeman steps out
Says to leave that chick alone
Ogle her I’d not
If I somehow would have known
Army tanks and SWAT team
A chopper in the sky
Silly me who brought them all
There to ask me why
Say I quick, “What did I do?”
Try to make my case
Police chief growls and then he howls
I'm ready for the chase
Jumped into my fast car
Running for my life
Police chief big dude
Don’t…tail his wife
Chicks in cars
How bizarre
Chicks in cars
Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
I’m pushing up daisies (I’m pushing up daisies)
Chief knocks me harshly down
(Harshly down)
Unceasing did he pound
(Until I’m underground)
The dirt it did surround
It’s in my face
(He’s in my face)
Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
I musta been crazy (I musta been crazy)
Everytime I look around
(Look around)
It starts to get me down
(Everytime I act the clown)
I end up on the ground
I’m in my place
Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
I’m gonna go crazy (I’m gonna go crazy)
A hot chick always found
(Always found)
I start acting like a hound
(Like a hound)
Every drive I take to town
But I can’t chase
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