-> "Atkins"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Atkins"
The Lyrics
C) Cut my cake into peaces
This is my last dessert
Starvation
No Eating
Don't give a *$ if i die from withdrawel
This is my last dessert
1) Cut my cake into peices
Choc-o-let
Starvation no eating
Dont give a *$ if i die from withdrawel
Cant you see that my waistline's receding
You think carbs are good? Well The're Not
Eat some meat tonight
Chances are I might
They say that you can eat alot
But the carbs arn't so hot
C2) But I'm loosing mt fat
Loosing my gut
Sorry Jenny Creg but your out of luck
Lossing my fat
Loosing my gut
Ain't losing 20 lb's for 20 Bucks
2) Rever realized I was fat till now
Sort of like a cow
Should be hulling a plow
So I tried every diet there is
Frome Slimfast to grapefrute
This is how I lived
It all started in Borders one day
Book said loose fat
Don't gane no more weight
I bought it thats what I did
Started eating meats
Carb counting in my head
C2) 'Cas I'm loosing mt fat
Loosing my gut
Sorry Slimfast but your out of luck
Lossing my fat
Loosing my gut
Heathy shakes ain't gona make the cut
B) Atkins is my friend
Will be to the end
Carbs I must fend
C) Cut my cake into peaces
This is my last dessert
Starvation
No Eating
Don't give a *$ if i die from withdrawel
This is my last dessert
R) You think that carbs are good? Well The're Not
Eat some meat tonight
Chances are that I might
They say that you can eat alot
But the carbs arn't so hot
C2) 'Cas I'm loosing mt fat
Loosing my gut
Sorry Slimfast but your out of luck
Lossing my fat
Loosing my gut
Heathy shakes ain't gona make the cut
B) Atkins is my friend
Will be to the end
Carbs I must fend
B2) At ~ kins
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