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Song Parodies -> "Plastic Fork"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Fork"

Parody Written by:

Coolchris3330

The Lyrics

Thank you to whoever came up with the first bit (cut my steak into pieces etc.) the rest is my work.
Cut my steak into pieces
This is my plastic fork
Starvation
No feeding
Don't give a cheese if I drool while I'm eating

This is my plastic fork

Cut my steak into pieces
I've got my plastic fork
Starvation
No Feeding
I don't give a cheese if I drool while I'm eating
Do you care if I drool eating?

I need more sprite
But not Sprite Lite
If I take a knife tonight?
Chances are dynamite
Starvation outta sight
I'm gonna eat Tunacide

Cause I'm losing the sprite
Where is the sprite
Wish somebody would help me find the Sprite
Losing the Sprite
Where is the sprite
Wish somebody would find the sprite

I never realised I must eat to live
To seive and to grate
Hungry
Living on cheddar
Shape it to spiral
No food in the bin
It all happened when I eat my brother
No love to myself.
And no love for my brother
Searching to find a brother on another level
Only finding wine gums and revels

Cause I'm losing the sprite
Where is the spite
Wish somebody would find me the sprite
Losing the sprite
Where is the sprite
Wish somebody would find me the sprite
Nothing is fine
I've lost the sprite
I'm starving and dying
I'm dying
I'm dying
I'm dying
I'm dying

Cut my steak into pieces
This is my plastic fork
Starvation
No feeding
Don't give a cheese if I drool while I'm eating
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
Wish somebody would take me to dine
Losing the fight
I cannot dine
I'm starving and dying

I cant go on eating this way
Cant go on
Eating this way
Nothings alright

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 71

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Below Average Dave - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome idea to a song that hasn't been beaten to death. I was a pretty big fan of Papa Roach when they first hit the scene, listening to them when I had tough times, good job--the idea of cutting with a plastic fork, the first two lines got me laughing--not easy to do.
McKludge - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Plastic Spork would have been funnier, because, well, spork.
littleSPRITEcakes - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Grab your ~COKE ~ Don't forget your ~TAB~ but leave your ~RED BULL~ leave it on your shoulder ~SPRITE's~ so sweet on the ~SUNNY DeLIGHT~ o' the street . Used to chug lemonade with ~Mtn DEW~ in the shade What a drag oh man getting . . . .
Ann Hammond - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
he he forget the fork just eat the steak.
Poop pants - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, nice job with this early 00s song! I like the title substitution!
hereisthefunnyguy - April 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I like it.... has it been made into a youtube video???

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