-> "Organic Myths Persist"
Original Song Title:
"Just Waitin' on Her Kiss"
Original Performer:
Passion Nate
Parody Song Title:
"Organic Myths Persist"
The Lyrics
Went to my local supermarket
Saw Organic Foods, but don’t like ’em
Cost 5x more expensive items
Yeah, they be fresh, but real fast expirin’
Some cheat and put on phony labels
And nobody knows if grown in poor soils
For me, I’m stickin’ to Commercials
Cuz I know they be fresh to eat and won’t spoil
Organic myths persist
Don’t want ‘em, I resist
Cheap prices don’t exist
“Better” claims are dismissed
“Good for the environment”- my ass
I just don’t care what CLAIMED tests they have passed
The Commercials in bulk ARE meant to last
Taste better, cheaper, feed a starvin’ mass
When some fool tell you, “Organic-Go!”
Just stand up, tell ‘em straight up, “Oh, Hell No!”
When they then tell ya, “Go with the flow”
Tell ‘em to eat a hormone-filled cow real slow!!!
Had enough of Organic Freakshows!
Organic myths persist
Don’t want ‘em, I resist
Cheap prices don’t exist
“Better” claims are dismissed
Yo, Pesticides or not
The Organics soon do rot
Commercials hit the spot
Shelf life is what they got
And happy I will be
With my in-ven-tor-y
Organics, there’s no need
Their labels- don’t believe
Livin’ with injected, grain fed, ecstasy
And that is fine cuz it damn well suits me
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