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Song Parodies -> "Fifty Cents (A Beer)"

Original Song Title:

"Dissident (Is Near)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Fifty Cents (A Beer)"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Everyone's allowed a stinker, right?
He nursed his drink, ooh, the whole damn night
He wasn't so sure how he was gonna pay
Want to stay...want to stay
He said with a frown, "My funds are low
It's a quarter past...I have to go
But I'll be back around"

The bartender poured, oh, he drank more
It's fifty cents a beer
At Happy Hour, the cheapest drinks
Oh, it's fifty cents, it's fifty cents a beer

And the next day, he wandered in
After five, he comes everyday
For a buck a draft
Always cold, worth the wait
He plays some foosball...hits the pool hall
Place is hopping, but he leaves the bar at eight
But he'll be back around

The bartender poured, oh, he drank more
It's fifty cents a beer
At Happy Hour, the cheapest drinks
Oh, it's fifty cents, it's fifty cents a beer...
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0
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Wild Man - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
An occasional happy hour is good for the soul.
Adagio - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Sounds like Norm with his never-ending bar tab. DKTOS, but 5'd anyway.
Guy - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Your tab sir, comes to $5.55.
Jeff Reuben - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Guy. (and SOTM is code for 123, right? =)
Charlie Decker - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Funny stuff, but DKTOS. I trust your pacing enough to give you 5s anyway.
Kristof Robertson - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) DKTOS, Jeff...but where do you get off writing my life story? :-)
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) DKTOS, but clever title pun and seems to embody the spirit of Pearl Jam.
Johnny D - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Fifty cents a beer? Those were the days!
John Jenkins - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever title, good parody.
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
What Johnny said... 50c - that's like 25p, right?
Stuart McArthur - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) 50 cents! I'm even old enough to remember those days - I think
martha - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
as others have said ... clever title .... I can remember those days also!!!

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