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Song Parodies -> "Mrs. Potter Sued"

Original Song Title:

"Not for You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Mrs. Potter Sued"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

J.K. Rowling is suing Steve Vander Ark over copyright infringement due to a Harry Potter lexicon Steve is publishing. Yet, all previous case law allows for companion guides like his to be published. If Rowling wins, there will likely be a lot more lawsuits in the near future....
Fans extol
Your books for youth
Like Mohammed
Still uncouth
'Cause you'll take from
The commons rule
And you blame Steven
Though you've done it too

Wrote a fable
Themes were true
Zealots shouted
Religious fumed
Oh, why attack someone
Bringing doom?
Now your fans say
You've become a shrew
Why you?

[3x]
Mrs. Potter sued

Oh, now it's you
Unglued

[background vocals of Death Eaters chanting "Voldemort"]

Rights stripped naked
Blocked from view
Compensation
Not even due
With no power
What should he do?
Do you remember
Your debut?
Don't you?

[3x]
Mrs. Potter sued

Oh, you're a corporate shrew
#uck you!

[3x]
Mrs. Potter sued

Oh, not for you
No clue

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alvin - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment
people are sue happy...she need more money ?....geesh...nice job on this
MrMacphisto - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin! :)
2Eagle - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Mrs. Potter got potted.
Rick C - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Can't she just be happy with her millions?
Below Average Dave - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This is that ugly human greed poppin out, and it's so unfortunate, but good parody fodder!
MrMacphisto - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle, Rick, and BAD.... Yeah, Rowling may be a philanthropist, but she's gone a bit loopy now....

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