Song Parodies -> "Better App"

Original Song Title:

"Better Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Better App"

Parody Written by:

Slightly Strange Al

The Lyrics

Waitin', watchin' the bar
It's filled so far
It's almost done
Download, get an app
That does something I need
As I open it up,
My screen freezes
I stare at it
As my expression freezes...

This stupid thing doesn't work at all
I need a better app.
It won't download and it won't connect,
This thing's a piece of crap...
I need a better app
Must have a better app...

Lookin' through the store
For another, more
Effective app that actually works, ohh...

This one looks
Like it's promising
And maybe might be
What I need, so
Let me try it
Least it's free
So I don't have to buy it...

It does what I need it to do, and more
This is a better app.
This app is awesome, this app is great.
Can't find a better app.
This app is just what I needed
It's a much better app.
This app is awesome, this app is great.
Can't find a better app...
Can't find a better app
Can't find a better app...

I love it, yeah
I searched for one just like this.
I need it, yeah
I don't need to look again.
I found my better app.
This is the better app.
It's a much better app.
Can't find a better app.

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