Song Parodies -> "Last Zip"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Last Zip"

Parody Written by:

Astral

The Lyrics

This one came about in a discussion with my girlfriend about how you could replace one word in a famous movie line with the word "Pants". (For example: "Go ahead... make my pants.") This song came up in my computer playlist and the rest, as they say, is history. :)

(chorus:)
Oh where oh where can my pants be?
The Lord took them away from me
They've gone to Heaven so I've got to be good
So I can get dressed when I leave this world

I was out for a drive in my Daddy's car
I hadn't driven very far
There in the road
Straight ahead
A Target had been build, the lights were dead

I couldn't stop so I swerved to the right
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screaming girls
The blushing men
The painful zip that I heard last

(chorus)

When I woke up the rain was pouring down
There were people standing all around
Something warm flowing through my eyes
But I still found my pants that night

I lifted their leg
They looked at me and said:
"Wear me darlin' just a little while"
I pulled them close
I zipped them one last zip
I found the inseam that I knew I had missed
And now they're gone even though they're still too tight
I lost my pants
My cover
That night

(chorus)

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