Son, I said, have I got a little story for you
What you thought was a daddy was nothin' but a...
While you were sittin' home, a-woke and rage at screen
Your real daddy was lyin'
Sorry, I didn't seem "him", but I'm glad we talked

Oh I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Hey I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Hey I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Hey, YO...LO

While I walk slowly across the pub's mens room
I said I'm sitting...in loo
I can't remember panty things to this very day
Dread the looks, the looks
Oh, "you know where", now I grab wee, adjust hair

I, I'm still a guy
Hey I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Hey I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Hey I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Yeahh

Dude
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dude!

Is that thing wong, he said
Of course it is
You're still a guy, he said
Oh, and do you lift skirt to pee?
Is that a breast, man?
And if so...if so...whose pants, sir?
WHOSE PANTS, SIR?!

I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Hey I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Hey I, YOLO, I'm still a guy
Hey I, hmmmm I'm still a guy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Guitar solo]

I'm a bruh
Yeah, a bruh
Who? I'm a bruh
Yeah, a bruh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Guitar solo]

YOLO, YO
YOLO, YO