-> "Big Night"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Bar Fight"
 
				Original Performer: 
Phat Freddie P
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"Big Night"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Don’t like the bar scene 
Nor the crowded nightclub scene 
I watch them Hos swing 
On poles down from the ceiling 
Yeah, I like it nice and tight 
The girls that treat ya just right 
Spend ma money there all night 
Lap-dancing curves do excite 
And its my big night 
And it feels so damn good 
Better entertained 
Than hangin’ in the hood 
These girls are nympho freaks
Some perform the obscene
Buy whatcha expectin?
This joint ain’t all that clean!
Sex sells and it sells very well
Got a hottie put me in a spell
Like a local, legal brothel
Brotha lets loose, lets out a loud yell
And its my big night 
And it feels so damn good 
Better entertained 
Than hangin’ in the hood 
I been couchin’ it all damn night
Money’s gone, wallet’s tight
A honey’s gonna make it right
She’s just so outta sight
And she’s horny, wants it too 
She’s off and wants to screw
Rollin’ in my Lexus, no crew 
Damn, this Bitch is hot- true
Imma be all on top of you…
And its my big night 
And it feels so damn good 
Better entertained 
Than hangin’ in the hood 
But wait, who’s those guys tailin’ me? 
Check it, rear view mirror enemy 
Ma gat I left at home you see 
Oh shit, MFs are shootin’ at me 
There’s no escaping what I be 
My honey turned a gun on me 
She’s one of them, was too easy 
I’m bleedin’ out, no help for me
Tonight, no ecstasy, death for me…
Baby please, baby please, baby please…
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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