Like Kate Moss, couldn't find my way
And this dress just doesn't match crochet
Plush feels so divine, but it
Looks so strange
I'm not queer
But like to sashay

So everyday I try
(Hanes her way)
Yes, everyday I wear
(lingerie)
You ever wonder why
(everyday)
Why I'm in...
Your wardrobe without you

'Cause everyday I say I'll buy
That "Cross Your Heart" for Jill
Though in every way I am a guy,
I dress like Heather Mills

Guys pick me up when I walk the street
I get no chance to explain
Though I love it, love it, love it
When the driver just slides
I never ever choose to stay

So everyday I try
(Hanes her way)
Yes, everyday I wear
(lingerie)
You ever wonder why
(everyday)
When at work
I don't ask out you

'Cause everyday I say I'll buy
That "Cross Your Heart" for Jill
Though in every way I am a guy,
I dress like Heather Mills

You'd never know
No no no no no
You'd never know how much I like fur
You'd never know
No no no no no
It's hangin' low
So you'll never see

I've tried hoses, but I like the fishnet
And I know it seems deranged
Oh, how it feels
With wife clothes on
'Cause she's been estranged

I've grown out my braids today
(you look gay)
I'm dressed like a maid
(Mary Kay)
I can't stop dressing just like Sue
(everyday)
It seems my wife wears something like these shoes

'Cause everyday I say I'll buy
That "Cross Your Heart" for Jill
Though in every way I am a guy,
I dress like Heather Mills

[2x]
Everyday
Hanes Her Way
You know that Jamie Farr
Everyday
Lingerie
Oh, it gets me slightly harder