-> "Empty Streets"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Be Beat"
Original Performer:
Pimp Daddy Kane
Parody Song Title:
"Empty Streets"
The Lyrics
Slow drivin’ through the hood
Ma block is full of crime
There’s litter everywhere
And rows of foreclosed signs
Drunks lyin’ in the gutter
Stench of urine in the air
No signs of children playin’
But still... no one seems to care
Empty streets, Empty streets
Recession beat, Recession beat
Empty streets, Empty streets
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat
Mortgages they couldn't meet
So they left in full retreat
I’m pullin’ into town
Most of the shops are closed
When will they reopen
Damn if anyone knows
Those old promises of change
Black folks wanted to believe
But now its four years later
They were conned, Oh Yeah, deceived
Empty streets, Empty streets
Recession beat, Recession beat
Empty streets, Empty streets
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat
Unemployment checks did cease
While homeless numbers increased
Empty streets, Empty streets
Recession beat, Recession beat
Empty streets, Empty streets
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat
Empty streets, Empty streets
Recession beat, Recession beat
Empty streets, Empty streets
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat
Promises Prez failed to keep
Election day will be no sweep
Motherfu*ker faces defeat
He caused his people pain so deep
Poor economy caused much grief
Folks angered here beyond belief
Empty streets, Empty streets
Recession beat, Recession beat
Empty streets, Empty streets
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat
Empty streets, Empty streets
Recession beat, Recession beat
Empty streets, Empty streets
Jobless defeat, Jobless defeat
A second term will be repeat
Black folks can't get on their feet
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