Her bath rains down on her, the tap's spewing off
Air freshener starts breathing it sounds like a warning for some fog
I was thinking 'bout her bad luck, products with faulty wires
Dryer spinning into the sink, her hair caught on fire

She should take it back, she must take it back someday

So she goes to stores, and then complains, they made promises they could not keep
And she returns the stuff she bought, they trash it so deep
And I tell her to go somewhere else, she's had all that she can take
'Cause she touched her china crystal, and then it sure would break

She should take it back, she must take it back someday

Now she has seen the warnings, heeds them as she can
"Don't open this too quickly" says the case of ham
It flies in her face, her soap turned her hands green
Guess she never sees the danger, gets shocks from tv screens

She should take it back, she must take it back someday
She should take it back, she must take it back someday
She should take it back, she must take it back someday