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Song Parodies -> "Chels"
Original Song Title:
"Pets"
Original Performer:
Porno For Pyros
Parody Song Title:
"Chels"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
What have we all got, Chels
Teenagers coughed up in the bed
Maybe Martians, maybe Romans know what they do
They can't be done
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels
My friends said she's like the fucking whore
But here we are
Doing ourselves much faster than we ever did then
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels
(GUITAR SOLO):
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels
Teenagers coughed up in the bed
Maybe Martians, maybe Romans know what they do
They can't be done
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels
My friends said she's like the fucking whore
But here we are
Doing ourselves much faster than we ever did then
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels
(GUITAR SOLO):
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels, we be great Chels
We be great Chels
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Monkeys throwing feces is more entertaining.
Just what the Chel is going on here?
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