-> "Huck"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
Parody Song Title:
"Huck"
The Lyrics
Huck used to drone in the Foxy marsh
Looking kinda bloated, maybe eats too much starch?
Huck played bass with the mad Cat Scratcher
Compared to him she’s a Commie, Maggie Thatcher
He’s Huck, he’s Huck
We don’t mean Finn
He’s Huck, he’s Huck, he’s plump
He’s no lean-thin
Huck’s bid for pres. will cause him pain
It’s simply because he is gonna lose again
Instead he oughta form a band
Because no one cares outside of evangeland
He’s Huck, he’s Huck
His odds are slim
He’s Huck, he’s Huck, he’s bulked
There’s two of him
Huck ain’t got a chance’s ghost, why does he run?
Stick a fork in him cuz he’s already done
He’s gonna go to crashing defeat
Giving him more time to overeat
He’s Huck, he’s Huck
Chances are thin
He’s Huck, he’s Huck, we’re f--ked
If he should win
Is this Huck going to win?
That’s a “no”
Is this Huck gonna get in?
That’s a no
Is this Huck gonna dig in?
We think so
Is this Huck gonna get thin?
Don’t think so
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