Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Drunk (The Continuing Adventures of Lump)"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Presidents of the United States of America
Parody Song Title:
"Drunk (The Continuing Adventures of Lump)"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
Ever wonder what happened to Lump after her twenties between the sheets?
Lump sat alone in a smoky bar
Totally screwed, lost the keys to her car
Buzzed and floating like she’s a mosquito
She totally had one too many mojitos
She's drunk, she's drunk
Her eyes are red
She's drunk, she's drunk, she's drunk
Can’t feel her head
Lump lingered past last call because
When her drinking stopped, she’d forgotten where she was
How’d she get there? Couldn’t understand
So she fell asleep, a Long Island in her hand
She's drunk, she's drunk
How’d she get here?
She's drunk, she's drunk, she's drunk
She stole my beer!
Lump was limp and the bouncers gave her a shove
Lump slipped on the pavement and tumbled on her butt
She’s drunk as hell, loose on the streets
Lump looked around – “Hey! Found my keys!”
She's drunk, she's drunk
Don’t let her drive!
She's drunk, she's drunk, she's drunk
She’ll lose her life!
Is she drunk out of her head?
I think so
Are her eyes bloodshot and red?
I think so
If she drives, will she be dead?
I think so
Hide her keys! Put her to bed!
Totally screwed, lost the keys to her car
Buzzed and floating like she’s a mosquito
She totally had one too many mojitos
She's drunk, she's drunk
Her eyes are red
She's drunk, she's drunk, she's drunk
Can’t feel her head
Lump lingered past last call because
When her drinking stopped, she’d forgotten where she was
How’d she get there? Couldn’t understand
So she fell asleep, a Long Island in her hand
She's drunk, she's drunk
How’d she get here?
She's drunk, she's drunk, she's drunk
She stole my beer!
Lump was limp and the bouncers gave her a shove
Lump slipped on the pavement and tumbled on her butt
She’s drunk as hell, loose on the streets
Lump looked around – “Hey! Found my keys!”
She's drunk, she's drunk
Don’t let her drive!
She's drunk, she's drunk, she's drunk
She’ll lose her life!
Is she drunk out of her head?
I think so
Are her eyes bloodshot and red?
I think so
If she drives, will she be dead?
I think so
Hide her keys! Put her to bed!
Don't worry, she went home and ate some Peaches.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 5 | 4 | 5 | ||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
This is a lump of sh*t, please stop asynchronous parodist.
Awww...I didn't know how much you cared. Thanks for the feedback (!!!).
556 point for Syncronos on the page, 556 points for Syncronos, take one down and pass it around 555 points for Syncronos on the page!
Sometimes the obvious rhymes are great ones for parody writing. I like how you tried to make it a sequel (although I am still not at all sure if Lump was really a girl...my impression was that she was a frog...).
(Artistry) I always thought that Lump was dead. Still, a drunken zombie, I can get behind that. Pretty good parody here, 555!
I also like the idea that there is a sequel to the OS, and this was pretty funny to boot...however, the pacing was pretty off in some spots. Overall, not bad though!
(Artistry) Yeah, this was cool. I liked that the rhymes were simple, but perfect and you hit lots of good drink references very effortlessly. Very nice work. And for what it's worth, I used to think "Lump" was a tumor... give the song a listen and you might understand where I thought that... or maybe not. Regardless, this was fun!
this made me wanna hug a toilet
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/presidentsoftheunitedstatesofamerica21.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1010
