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Song Parodies -> "Ump"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
Original Performer:
Presidents of the USA
Parody Song Title:
"Ump"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
Inspired by complaints about umpires (finally something with some sort of inspiration)
Ump sat squatting right behind home plate
Two outs in the ninth inning the suspense was great
The batter got drilled in the knee
Instead of take your base the stupid ump yelled strike three
He's ump, he's ump
He makes me whine
He's ump, he's ump
He might be blind
Ump lingered last in line for eyes
And the pair he got was always pointing to the skies
Runner got tagged and kept on going
Is ump doing work or looking at some Boeing?
He's ump, he's ump
He makes me whine
He's ump, he's ump
He might be blind
Ump is simply stupid and needs a new brain
Or maybe he just needs to get himself trained
He spends his innings making some calls
That don't make any sense at all
He's ump, he's ump
He makes me whine
He's ump, he's ump
He might be blind
Should this ump have to retire?
I think so
Should this ump's contract expire?
I think so
Should this ump simply be fired?
I think so
Is this ump getting re-hired?
I think so
Two outs in the ninth inning the suspense was great
The batter got drilled in the knee
Instead of take your base the stupid ump yelled strike three
He's ump, he's ump
He makes me whine
He's ump, he's ump
He might be blind
Ump lingered last in line for eyes
And the pair he got was always pointing to the skies
Runner got tagged and kept on going
Is ump doing work or looking at some Boeing?
He's ump, he's ump
He makes me whine
He's ump, he's ump
He might be blind
Ump is simply stupid and needs a new brain
Or maybe he just needs to get himself trained
He spends his innings making some calls
That don't make any sense at all
He's ump, he's ump
He makes me whine
He's ump, he's ump
He might be blind
Should this ump have to retire?
I think so
Should this ump's contract expire?
I think so
Should this ump simply be fired?
I think so
Is this ump getting re-hired?
I think so
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