-> "Deakie's Afro"
Original Song Title:
"Headlong"
Parody Song Title:
"Deakie's Afro"
The Lyrics
And you've got an AFRO- you've got a big wig!
And you've got an AFRO- out of control
And you're hair is so big
And it won't stop growing
And there's nothin' you can do about it
Nothin' you can do no there's nothin' you can do about it
No there's nothin you can nothin' you can nothin' you can do about it
And you've got an AFRO- you've got a big wig!
And you've got an AFRO- out of control
And you think you're so cool
But it won't stop growing no there's nothin' you can do about it
Yeah
Hey he used to be a man the 70's hair
Long, soft and wavy, makes Sarah swoon!
And then he got it cut and clipped just like 'Birdman'
Short like a convict, under control
Now you've got a 'fro bigger than your head
You got huge hair and you don't need a hat!
You're gettin' in a mess
And your girl gets lairy when she's screaming in the night-
"John get off me you're just too hairy!"
AFRO! No brush in sight and it's getting
BIGGER! Out of control
And you think you're so cool
But it won't stop growing it just keeps getting bigger
And there's nothin you can nothin' you can nothin' you can do about it
When a great big 'fro meets an irate stylist
Big giant scissors, "DON'T cut the 'fro!"
Soon the tempers start raging makes John more than half crazy:
"DON't get the razor! DON'T cut the 'fro."
Women start freaking everywhere he turns
He can't stop walking cus he just gets mugged
He ain't got time to get his hair cut short
The 'fro's just growing too fast better get some gel
It's getting BIGGER!
AFRO! Out of control - yeah
And you think you're so cool
But it won't stop growing
And there's nothin you nothin' you nothin' you can do about it at all
Yeah yeah
Alright - grow!
And you've got an AFRO! Getting bigger
And you've got an AFRO! Out of control
And your hair is so BIG
'Cause it won't stop growing
There's nothin nothin' nothin' you can do about it
Ah ha
AFRO
Yeah yeah yeah
AFRO
AFRO
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