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Song Parodies -> "Footlong"
Original Song Title:
"Headlong"
Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Footlong"
Parody Written by:
AdmiralMercurial
The Lyrics
For reference (especially in the "Ooh ooh ooh", "Yeah", etc. parts), I used the following version of the Headlong lyrics: http://www.queenwords.com/lyrics/songs/sng19_10.shtml
Can I get a footlong
That's what I wanna eat
Can I get a footlong
On your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But I'm so darn hungry
I'd like lettuce and tomatoes on it
Lettuce and tomatoes
I'd like lettuce and tomatoes on it
Yeah, a Meatball Marinara sub with lettuce and tomatoes on it
Can I get a footlong
That's what I wanna eat
Can I get a footlong
On your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But now I'm so darn hungry
For a Meatball Marinara sub with lettuce and tomatoes on it
Yeah
I see you've got a deal on your Turkey and Cheese
(Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy doo)
A Chicken Pizziola, can I have one please?
(Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy doo)
Now you offer soup and a sub and a pop
For only 7 bucks, I don't know where to stop
Yeah, any time of night or in the day you can show up
And order super combos
Till your stomach is about to blow up
Footlong
From the Subway
Can I get a footlong
On your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But I'll soon turn grumpy
'Cause I'm so darn hungry
For my Meatball Marinara sub with lettuce and tomatoes on it
When the sweet red sauce hits the white-hot chili
(Chew chili chili, chew up the food, yo!)
Soon your mouth starts to water, gets you more than half silly
(Chew chili chili, chew all your food)
Your giant Philly Cheesesteaks are $11.03
And little apple slices with your meal come free
It ain't no time to sacrifice this treat
'Cause my diet's out the window
Now just let me eat
I want a footlong
Footlong, on your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But I'm so darn hungry
I want pickles and olives and lettuce and tomatoes on it with cheese
Yeah yeah, all right, eat
Can I get a footlong
From the Subway
Can I get a footlong
On your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But I'm so darn hungry
I want pickles
Olives
And lettuce and tomatoes on it
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ha ha
Footlong footlong footlong
Can I get a, can I get a
Yeah yeah yeah
Can I get a, can I get a
Footlong
Yeehaw
Footlong
(Gnoltoof gnoltoof gnoltoof gnoltoof)
That's what I wanna eat
Can I get a footlong
On your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But I'm so darn hungry
I'd like lettuce and tomatoes on it
Lettuce and tomatoes
I'd like lettuce and tomatoes on it
Yeah, a Meatball Marinara sub with lettuce and tomatoes on it
Can I get a footlong
That's what I wanna eat
Can I get a footlong
On your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But now I'm so darn hungry
For a Meatball Marinara sub with lettuce and tomatoes on it
Yeah
I see you've got a deal on your Turkey and Cheese
(Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy doo)
A Chicken Pizziola, can I have one please?
(Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy doo)
Now you offer soup and a sub and a pop
For only 7 bucks, I don't know where to stop
Yeah, any time of night or in the day you can show up
And order super combos
Till your stomach is about to blow up
Footlong
From the Subway
Can I get a footlong
On your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But I'll soon turn grumpy
'Cause I'm so darn hungry
For my Meatball Marinara sub with lettuce and tomatoes on it
When the sweet red sauce hits the white-hot chili
(Chew chili chili, chew up the food, yo!)
Soon your mouth starts to water, gets you more than half silly
(Chew chili chili, chew all your food)
Your giant Philly Cheesesteaks are $11.03
And little apple slices with your meal come free
It ain't no time to sacrifice this treat
'Cause my diet's out the window
Now just let me eat
I want a footlong
Footlong, on your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But I'm so darn hungry
I want pickles and olives and lettuce and tomatoes on it with cheese
Yeah yeah, all right, eat
Can I get a footlong
From the Subway
Can I get a footlong
On your whole wheat
Thought that I was so strong
But I'm so darn hungry
I want pickles
Olives
And lettuce and tomatoes on it
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ha ha
Footlong footlong footlong
Can I get a, can I get a
Yeah yeah yeah
Can I get a, can I get a
Footlong
Yeehaw
Footlong
(Gnoltoof gnoltoof gnoltoof gnoltoof)
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Had me rockin' and reminicin'...also made me hungry...for more..........Nice ending kicker too (like the OS)
Awesome... made me go out and get Subway today while on errands- 555!!!
Will someone please sing this and upload a video on YouTube here's my email to send the link to (pokemaniacjunk@gmail.com) please
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