Song Parodies -> "Freak"

Original Song Title:

"Creep"

Original Performer:

"Freak"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Saw this girl at the bar,
Wouldn't look me in the eye
She looked straight past me,
As she strutted on by
This happens quite frequent
In this attractive lived world
I wish I weren't ugly,
I'm so fucking ugly

But I'm a freak, I'm a loser
Why the hell was I born?
I'm attractive when you drink beer

I don't look in the mirror,
I rarely get laid
I use prostitutes so much,
That I'm always prepaid
You don't need beer goggles,
I'll put a bag on my head
I'm so fucking ugly,
I wish I weren't ugly

But I'm a freak, I'm a loser
Why the hell was I born?
I'm attractive when you drink beer

She's turning out the lights,
she's turning,
she turn, turn, turn, turn, turn

My face is so sickening,
My styles over due
I'm so fucking ugly,
I wish I weren't ugly

But I'm a freak, I'm a loser
Why the hell was I born?
I'm attractive when you drink beer
I'm attractive when you drink beer

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