Well I lost my pants on the night we met
That's one time naked that I don't regret
We had nothin' on but the stereo
Told her I'm wearin' a smile
When I'm wearin' no clothes

Well now I've been drinking
Since you went away
You see I'm naked again but it's not the same
I'm grabbin' the keys and off to town I go
And I feel like I'm nothin'
So I'm wearin' no clothes

Chorus
Well I'm wearin' no clothes 'cuz ya' know
My career's gone south and I'm gettin' old
Drinkin' 'em down bar hoppin' town
Just a floppin' in the wind
When I'm wearin' no clothes you might find me
Face down on the ground like a fallen tree
Heart full of pain and drenched in rain
So don't stop for me

Well my mind it got lost then saw a light
I thought I found Jesus on a cold drunk night
Then the boys in blue said it's time to go
I said you just can't arrest me
Man I'm wearin' no clothes

Well I juked to the left and in my mind I prayed
That the Lord would aid my drunken' getaway
Told 'em try to catch me and let 'em know
They might find me slippery
Cause I'm wearin' no clothes

(Chorus & Third Verse)

Well if you ain't already heard then I'll let you know
It's just I feel like I'm nothin'
So I'm wearin' no clothes