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Song Parodies -> "Keep Him Away (The Steve Urkel Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Give It Away"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parody Song Title:
"Keep Him Away (The Steve Urkel Song)"
Parody Written by:
Zak Randall
The Lyrics
Well he's nerdy, well he's nerdy on every show
Well he's bugging, well he's bugging the family Winslow
Well he walks, well he walks with bends in his knees
Always enjoys his favorite food you know its cheese
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Just as long as it's not Chicago
When he gives his welcoming greet
Coming from across the street
The whole family's gonna run and fleet
Hiding everywhere and under their bed sheets
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow
Well he always wears nerdy glasses
Doing well in his school classes
Annoying people in large masses
He's a pain in everyone's a**es
They want him to go away now
They wish he'd just stay now
Maybe stay away a least a night now
Never been a better time than right now
Steve Urkel he makes many inventions
Steve Urkel he has good intentions
But he causes lots of destruction
Than he causes lots of frustration
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Ooh...ooh yeah
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow
He gives his neighbors quite a scare
Made Carl lose all his hair
How much more can the family bear
I don't know and I don't care
Always bugs them on every show
Watch growing veins on Carl Winslow
As Steve brakes their kitchen window
Well Steve Urkel is a real weirdo
Maybe being dumb is just an act
People want him to get attacked
He's a very nerdy guy that's a fact
And he always says did I do that
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow
Well he's nerdy, well he's nerdy on every show
Well he's bugging, well he's bugging the family Winslow
Well he walks, well he walks with bends in his knees
Always enjoys his favorite food you know its cheese
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Just as long as it's not Chicago
When he gives his welcoming greet
Coming from across the street
The whole family's gonna run and fleet
Hiding everywhere and under their bed sheets
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow
Keep him away now (20 times)
Well he's bugging, well he's bugging the family Winslow
Well he walks, well he walks with bends in his knees
Always enjoys his favorite food you know its cheese
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Just as long as it's not Chicago
When he gives his welcoming greet
Coming from across the street
The whole family's gonna run and fleet
Hiding everywhere and under their bed sheets
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow
Well he always wears nerdy glasses
Doing well in his school classes
Annoying people in large masses
He's a pain in everyone's a**es
They want him to go away now
They wish he'd just stay now
Maybe stay away a least a night now
Never been a better time than right now
Steve Urkel he makes many inventions
Steve Urkel he has good intentions
But he causes lots of destruction
Than he causes lots of frustration
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Ooh...ooh yeah
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow
He gives his neighbors quite a scare
Made Carl lose all his hair
How much more can the family bear
I don't know and I don't care
Always bugs them on every show
Watch growing veins on Carl Winslow
As Steve brakes their kitchen window
Well Steve Urkel is a real weirdo
Maybe being dumb is just an act
People want him to get attacked
He's a very nerdy guy that's a fact
And he always says did I do that
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow
Well he's nerdy, well he's nerdy on every show
Well he's bugging, well he's bugging the family Winslow
Well he walks, well he walks with bends in his knees
Always enjoys his favorite food you know its cheese
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Don't really care where you make him go
Just as long as it's not Chicago
When he gives his welcoming greet
Coming from across the street
The whole family's gonna run and fleet
Hiding everywhere and under their bed sheets
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
Keep him away, keep him away, keep him away now
No one wants him around but he comes over anyhow
Keep him away now (20 times)
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Some pacing problems, but a very funny idea!
I think so too!
Does that show still run?
Probably on UPN as a soap-opera replacement.
Not a bad effort, this.
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