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Song Parodies -> "Round House"
Original Song Title:
"Scar Tissue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parody Song Title:
"Round House"
Parody Written by:
Pixton Chuck
The Lyrics
Kyptonite contains trace elements of Chuck Norris' round house kick. That's why it's so deadly to Superman
Round house kick that I wish I saw
Met Chuck Norris in a bar room brawl
I closed my eyes and he beat my ass 'cos
A pint of beer I spilled
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes
He smashed me up against the wall
Chuck didn't waste no time at all
Fighting Chuck is bad for your health
And now I feel sorry all for myself 'cos
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
Blood loss through my nose it poured
Chuck slammed my head in the bathroom door
I cried for help from ma and pa 'cos
a pint of beer I spilled
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
Tried to shout but he broke my jaw
Kicked me in the groin a few times more
Leg sweep he took me to the floor
then he broke my wrists so I couldn't crawl
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
Round house kick that I wish I saw
Now I'm all covered in blood and gore
I closed my eyes and then passed out 'cos
A pint of beer I spilled
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
Met Chuck Norris in a bar room brawl
I closed my eyes and he beat my ass 'cos
A pint of beer I spilled
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes
He smashed me up against the wall
Chuck didn't waste no time at all
Fighting Chuck is bad for your health
And now I feel sorry all for myself 'cos
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
Blood loss through my nose it poured
Chuck slammed my head in the bathroom door
I cried for help from ma and pa 'cos
a pint of beer I spilled
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
Tried to shout but he broke my jaw
Kicked me in the groin a few times more
Leg sweep he took me to the floor
then he broke my wrists so I couldn't crawl
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
Round house kick that I wish I saw
Now I'm all covered in blood and gore
I closed my eyes and then passed out 'cos
A pint of beer I spilled
A pint of beer I spilled on his shoes....
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
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LOL... more Chuck Norris, please? *gets kicked*
IT'S HARD TO ROCK A RHYME ITS HARD TO ROCK A RHYME NAW NAw its tricky to roc a rhyme naw but i can kick your @$$
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