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Song Parodies -> "Cotton Plug Tim"
Original Song Title:
"Cotton Eye Joe"
Original Performer:
Rednex
Parody Song Title:
"Cotton Plug Tim"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
As a veteran parodist I don't necessarily think it's all negative when a flash in the pan celebrity or long time politician turns out to have been gone to town crazy with the cucumber, or whatever sayings are most appropriate to knock about a little in a hymn to Tampon Tim the Kotex Kid, though I wish there had been more memes to work with for this eleven verse long obvious title switch.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
If he can prove a Tampax's in him
I'm gonna root for Cotton Plug Tim
Live as he teach and play as he preach
Head for the boys room communist siege
If he can prove his asshole been brimmed
I'm gonna root for Cotton Plug Tim
Walk as he talk and hide the old cock
Head for the drag queen crazy ass flock
VOTE FIDDLING BREAK
REPEAT VERSE 1-2
ANOTHER VOTE FIDDLER BREAK
Dems now have Tim and his fake uniform
They threw out old Joe who underperformed
Joe's numbers were down and his chances were slim
Kamala, his spare, now has Cotton Plug Tim!
REPEAT VERSE 1-2
BAN-JOE BREAK
He'll bring their voters past fifty percent
By what he can swing as vice president
They've cleaned up his past as a locker-room pimp
The left looney man known as Cotton Plug Tim!
REPEAT VERSE 1-2
YET ANOTHER VOTE FIDDLING BREAK
REPEAT VERSE 1-2
VOTE FIDDLING AND BAN-JOE BREAK!
THIS FOR SURE MUST BE A WINNING COMBO!
REPEAT VERSE 1
I'm gonna root for Cotton Plug Tim
Live as he teach and play as he preach
Head for the boys room communist siege
If he can prove his asshole been brimmed
I'm gonna root for Cotton Plug Tim
Walk as he talk and hide the old cock
Head for the drag queen crazy ass flock
VOTE FIDDLING BREAK
REPEAT VERSE 1-2
ANOTHER VOTE FIDDLER BREAK
Dems now have Tim and his fake uniform
They threw out old Joe who underperformed
Joe's numbers were down and his chances were slim
Kamala, his spare, now has Cotton Plug Tim!
REPEAT VERSE 1-2
BAN-JOE BREAK
He'll bring their voters past fifty percent
By what he can swing as vice president
They've cleaned up his past as a locker-room pimp
The left looney man known as Cotton Plug Tim!
REPEAT VERSE 1-2
YET ANOTHER VOTE FIDDLING BREAK
REPEAT VERSE 1-2
VOTE FIDDLING AND BAN-JOE BREAK!
THIS FOR SURE MUST BE A WINNING COMBO!
REPEAT VERSE 1
© Peter Andersson.
There are eleven repeats of the verse but like I said above not much to work on with ol' Tim so far. What would you have done with:
If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?
There are eleven repeats of the verse but like I said above not much to work on with ol' Tim so far. What would you have done with:
If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?
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I hear Cotton Plug Tim is going to bring a new product to market for menstruating men called Timpax tampons .... or is Tampax timpons. He says it will be the hottest thing in Minneapolis since the George Floyd riots
Why did you even bother, Peter? I thought you were so much better than this.
Pretty sure you just commented on the wrong parody dude! ;-)
A Canadian version would be If it hadn't been for Justin Trudeau We'd be ok a long time ago Spends all our money, now we are broke And wants to buy more, Justin Trudeau
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