-> "I Must Have Perfection"
Original Song Title:
"Losing My Religion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Must Have Perfection"
The Lyrics
A right nitpicker
What I think of you
Hov'ring above me
Correcting all my work, dude
Won't even let me try
But no, all my wo-ork sucks
Just cause i-it does
"Points are out of order
This whole line is not right"
Demanding perfection
I think you've got issues
If you don't want the whole thing ruined
Why don't you just shu-ut up
And do it yourself, bud
You nitpick my choice in wording
You nitpick the way I list
The name, address and postcode, why?
It's just a letter
So why are you this so-ur?
I don't need your direction
I never actually asked you
To lend a hand with this, you tool, tool
Oh no, you just sho-owed up
To say I-I suck
"No, fix that quick
That part was shit" it might be, potentially
But what's more shit is this:
So obsessed with how I fai-ail
That you don't notice you blow chunks
Not kidding now
Your correctio-ions suck
Suggesting I should add graphics
Suggesting I pad to shit
Cause it looks "more authentic", lies
Got to be kidding me
So just let me be
"You don't have a border"
Don't care what you say, right
You won't get perfection
Not my resume, dude
Don't care if my handwriting's stupid
It won't matter too-oo much
It's just a letter, bud
I can't write with you still standing
Right there like a total twit
I don't need your help, it's no lie
Stop trying to help me
Don't try, don't try
You're my teacher, please
Means nothing, get moving, please
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