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Song Parodies -> "Scoring Frequently, Kevin"
Original Song Title:
"What's The Frequency, Kenneth?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
R.E.M.
Parody Song Title:
"Scoring Frequently, Kevin"
Parody Written by:
Eric V.G.
The Lyrics
I'm half-Belgian, and with the World Cup coming up in Russia next year, one of their players is midfielder Kevin De Bruyne. I've also been a big fan of R.E.M. since high school, and this is one of my favorite songs by any band.
Scoring frequently, Kevin, is our Belgian dream, uh-huh
You are scrappy, locked in, and run at great speed
I hope you fulfill this one crazy dream
And that you will lift the great big trophy
I never understood how frequently, uh-huh
Players can miss their shots with inaccuracy, uh-huh
We’ve seen you for Chelsea, Wolfsburg, and now here for Manchester City
Bobby says, “Withdrawal in the first round is not part of the duty”
You smile for the cameras, and we smile too
You play the game from so much of our youths
You wear the shirt of KBVB, uh-huh
We hope to see you now score frequently
Scoring frequently, Kevin, is our Belgian dream, uh-huh
Hearing the cheering, score again, and take in the scene
You smile for the cameras, and we smile too
You play the game from so much of our youths
You wear the shirt of KBVB, uh-huh
We hope to see you score frequently, uh-huh
You wear our expectations with such great honor, uh-huh
We cannot understand
You play the game from so much of our youths, uh-huh
We cannot understand
You wear the shirt of KBVB, uh-huh
We cannot understand
We hope you understand, get that trophy, uh-huh
You are scrappy, locked in, and run at great speed
I hope you fulfill this one crazy dream
And that you will lift the great big trophy
I never understood how frequently, uh-huh
Players can miss their shots with inaccuracy, uh-huh
We’ve seen you for Chelsea, Wolfsburg, and now here for Manchester City
Bobby says, “Withdrawal in the first round is not part of the duty”
You smile for the cameras, and we smile too
You play the game from so much of our youths
You wear the shirt of KBVB, uh-huh
We hope to see you now score frequently
Scoring frequently, Kevin, is our Belgian dream, uh-huh
Hearing the cheering, score again, and take in the scene
You smile for the cameras, and we smile too
You play the game from so much of our youths
You wear the shirt of KBVB, uh-huh
We hope to see you score frequently, uh-huh
You wear our expectations with such great honor, uh-huh
We cannot understand
You play the game from so much of our youths, uh-huh
We cannot understand
You wear the shirt of KBVB, uh-huh
We cannot understand
We hope you understand, get that trophy, uh-huh
KBVB refers to the governing body (also called URBSFA in French) of the Belgian team, and "Bobby" refers to current manager Roberto Martinez.
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