-> "Singing My Alphabet"
Original Song Title:
"Losing My Religion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Singing My Alphabet"
The Lyrics
{beginning}
Oh, Leap, and Kermit,
It's Kermit,
and Leap but Leap was not there.
The pond that I would go to,
The swamp that I would draw,
Oh no, I've drawn too much.
I drew it all.
That's Leap in the corner,
And that's Leap in the spotlight,
Singing my alphabet,
Trying to think of me,
But I don't know if I could draw him.
Oh no, I've drawn too much.
I haven't drawn enough.
I thought that I saw the ogres,
I thought that I saw the trains,
I think I thought I saw these bears.
Every dollar,
Of every drawing hour,
I'm trying to play hard to get,
Trying to think of drawing me,
But I'm drinking like a horse, horse.
Oh no, I drank too much.
I drank it all.
To catch a fish,
To catch a fish,
You have to use a net.
To catch a fish,
You must be ready,
To use the worm as bait.
But what if all these LeapFrog stuff
come into my head?
Now I've drawn, too much.
I thought that I saw the ogres,
I thought that I saw the trains,
I think I thought I saw these bears.
But now I just see frogs,
Now I just see frogs.
And that's Leap in the corner,
And that's Leap in the spotlight,
Singing my alphabet,
Trying to think of me,
But I don't know if I could draw him,
Cause I've now drawn too much.
I haven't drawn enough.
I thought that I saw the ogres,
I thought that I saw the trains,
I think I thought I saw these bears.
But now I just see frogs.
Bears, chairs,
Stairs, bears?
Now I just see frogs,
Just see frogs, just see frogs, frogs.
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