-> "Losing To Holzhauer"
Original Song Title:
"Losing My Religion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Losing To Holzhauer"
The Lyrics
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He bets them and knows them
And they can't win it
The games he's always winning
The distance in their scores
Oh, no, he's won too much
He's won it all
That's them on the show now
That's them in the spotlight
Losing to Holzhauer
Trying to keep up with him
And they don't think that they can do it
Oh, no, he's won too much
He hasn't won enough
They thought Jeopardy could be won
They thought they could win the show
They never knew James would be there
Every answer
They can't buzz in faster, they're
Losing on the game show
Trying to question before him
Seeing him get to a million now
Oh, no, he's won too much
He's won it all
Consider him
Consider him
The best since Ken Jennings
Consider him
The one that brought them
To their knees, win
What if all these win records
Come falling right down
Now he's won too much
They thought they could buzz in faster
They thought they could get the win
They thought of Final Jeopardy
But it's a runaway
It's a runaway
That's them on the show now
That's them in the spotlight
Losing to Holzhauer
Trying to keep up with him
And they don't think that they can do it
Oh, no, he's won too much
He hasn't won enough
They thought they could buzz in faster
They thought they could get the win
They thought of Final Jeopardy
But it's a runaway
Why, why?
Why try?
It's a runaway
Runaway
Runaway
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