Song Parodies -> "Boozing - My Religion"

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Boozing - My Religion"

Parody Written by:

Go Johnny Go Go Go Go

The Lyrics

Mine's a double
A double, thank you
That will be lovely
The shorts that I will swallow
The redness in my eyes
Oh no I drink too much
Can't give it up

That's me in the corner
That's me on the barstool
Boozing, my religion
Try and keep up with me
And I don't know if you can do it
Oh no I drink too much
I haven't drunk enough
I think I would like a lager
I think I would like a gin
I think I thought I had some wine

I'm a bit merry
Getting wasted by the hour I'm
Losing inhibitions
Keeping a leery eye on you
Like a shameless and blind-drunk fool
Oh no I drink too much
Can't give it up

A cider please
A beer and some peanuts please
And after this
I slip and fall on
To my knees, hey
I'm in such a drunken state
I'll just stay on the ground
Now I've drunk too much
I think I would like a lager
I think I would like a gin
I think I thought I had some wine

Give me an Irish cream
I'd love an Irish cream
An Irish cream, an Irish cream.

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