Sounds like a floozie pandemic. 555

555, is the Colt for himself or his wife?

sad tale of woe..5s

DKTOS, sorta sounds like "New Kid In Town", which might also be an OS for this topic... I cuckold.. I mean, chuckled... lots. 555

er *looks around, sees nobody else* you're not talking to me are you, Red? - but she told me that Kwon and her were just duck-buddies (.............................................d'OH!)

great subs - very funny - 555

Ah yes, the type of girl who straps a mattress on her back, runs out to the street and yells "curb service"! Excellent writing here.

Thanks John, Step-chan, Alvin, TT, Stu and Rex.

Step-chan: I hadn't noticed the ambiguity of that line until now. I was thinking more of a threat measure than any real violence, but if it came down to it, the wife gets it. Paraphrasing Chris Rock: 'I'm not saying it's right, I'm saying I understand it' (regarding the OJ case). Besides, according to Wikipedia TOS was meant to help those with suicidal thoughts, not encourage them. ;-)

Tommy Turtle: The underlined words "Click Here" in the top comment, when clicked, will take you to a site that has a free MP3 for evaluation purposes. I don't expect everyone to take the time to d/l TOS but the version there is correct and virus/spyware free. Good puns there too. BTW, this originally came out on the "Automatic For The Husband" (I mean "People") CD. ;-)

Stu: Duck buddies? lol. Sounds like she misspoke. I had intended to keep the parody as somber as TOS until I realised I could sub all those names in place of the "hold on" parts.

Rex: Lol. Your comment has prompted me to reconsider an old parody idea I had - if I can stand to listen to TOS again you may see it in the near future.

Finally got the thing to d/l!! Very pretty, sad song and a sad state of "affairs".

Really Entertaining, Man. The song, that is, not the wife.

Good parody.

This is one of the songs I love to hate, so I'm gonna trust you on the pacing because I can't stand to listen to it. As for the subject, if the husband does nothing about it, does that make him a poor pimp?

Thanks Pat, Michael, Larry and Peter. I don't really like this OS either, and the video was kind of inane. As for your question, I don't know the answer - I surely would do something about it - not sure what though.....

(ABC3) You pulled this one off tremendously.., I've wanted to do that song, but never could think of something. This will be in my 5.

(ABC3)See above

(ABC3-E) Where was I when this one posted. Sorry I missed it then Jack. Very funny, especially the list of names at the end. :-) 555

And DAWN?! Wow she's bisexual?!

Only one problem -- in your country (no longer mine) women only do THAT with other women!!! Even the "loose" ones play favorites among the men. But true enough, their husbands often aren't among the favorites. The song itself is a pretty good satire. -- MM

(ABC) Smoothly crafted, well done.

(ABC3E) reading this to the OS, I can see it was quite hard to pace in parts but you did a sterling job, jack - oh, and see above - and I didn't realise Vaughan was one of them (that bastard!)

She mine dammit, all mine mwuhahahahahahahaha....oh yeh, 5s

I thought this was brilliant, I tried my version of this song a few years back so I'm impressed with your work with the pacing.

(ABC3E) Excellent, Jack...and a perfect accompaniment to my "She's Knowing All Your Friends" (damn, I dropped that PLUG again...;-)). Seriously, I've also tried this OS, and it's harder to do than you'd think, so BRAVO! 555

Thanks Agrimorfee, Pat, Rick C, Matthias, MM, Johnny D, Stu, Josh 2, Jeff, and Kristof. Jeff and Kristof: I'll check your versions of this song in the near future.