Oh I am sicker
Sicker than a dog
and you are not plowed
The depths that I would stoop to
to slurp down just one brew!
Oh now I drank too much
I've drank enough..
That's me in the bathroom
that's me covered in barf
RETCHING MY LIBATION
trying to keep what I drank down
and I dunno if I can do it
Oh now I've drank too much
I haven't drank enough
I thought that I heard you groaning
I thought that I heard you gag
I think I thought I saw you spew!
Every stumble
of every drunken hour, I
booze to dissipation
I hang at the c-store fridge
and stare at the alcohol
Now I've drank...too much..
Throw up in this
throw up in this
the drunk of the century
throw up in this
I'm in the bathroom on my knees-HELP!
What if those pink elephants come
and squash me flat?
Now I've drank too much!
I thought that I heard you groaning
I thought that I heard you gag
I think I thought I saw you spew!
But, that was the D.T.s!
That was the D.T.s!!
That's me in the bathroom
that's me covered in barf
retching my libation
trying to keep what I drank down
and I don't know if I can do it
Oh, now I drank too much
I haven't drank enough
I thought that I heard you groaning
I thought that I heard you gag
I think I thought I saw you spew
But that was the D.T.s....
Groan..gag..cough...BLACCCH!
That was the D.T.s
The D.T.s
D.T.s