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Song Parodies -> "Cowtipping"
Original Song Title:
"Nightswimming"
(MP3)Original Performer:
REM
Parody Song Title:
"Cowtipping"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Cowtipping on Old Man Johnson's farm
Sneaking across the cornfield many years ago
Didn't tell parents; they could never know
None of my cattle were very hard for us to scare
They would just tip over
One goat ate my shirt
When I got too close
The chickens did no harm
Cowtipping on Old Man Johnson's farm
I doubt the folks at PETA'd understand
The fun of what we did
The fear of getting caught
The recklessness and danger
We rode the horses naked
These things they go away
Replaced by city days
Cowtipping, remembering those cows
October's coming soon
The rooster'd crow his tune
Another thing we'd do:
Try to launch in orbit
A poor Rhode Island red
The poor hen, it wound up dead
We went back to cowtipping
Pigs, we used to grease them
Pigs we'd take to school
Pigs we'd put in hallways
Numbered 1 and 3; but no number 2
That fooled 'em
The photograph reflects, every silo's a reminder
Cowtipping on Old Man Johnson's farm
Sneaking across the cornfield many years ago
Didn't tell parents; they could never know
None of my cattle were very hard for us to scare
They would just tip over
One goat ate my shirt
When I got too close
The chickens did no harm
Cowtipping on Old Man Johnson's farm
I doubt the folks at PETA'd understand
The fun of what we did
The fear of getting caught
The recklessness and danger
We rode the horses naked
These things they go away
Replaced by city days
Cowtipping, remembering those cows
October's coming soon
The rooster'd crow his tune
Another thing we'd do:
Try to launch in orbit
A poor Rhode Island red
The poor hen, it wound up dead
We went back to cowtipping
Pigs, we used to grease them
Pigs we'd take to school
Pigs we'd put in hallways
Numbered 1 and 3; but no number 2
That fooled 'em
The photograph reflects, every silo's a reminder
Cowtipping on Old Man Johnson's farm
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