-> "Banning Circumcision"
Original Song Title:
"Losing My Religion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Banning Circumcision"
The Lyrics
"Young guys
Their wieners
We shouldn't cut
And that's what I say
The length of skin they cut off
It's a barbaric rite
A thing we should forbid
Let's save the kids"
That's Iceland and Norway
That's Sweden and Denmark
Banning circumcision
Don't care what parents want to do
They don't care if it's for religion
"This thing we should forbid
Let's save the kids"
"I don't want to hear boys crying
I don't want to hear them scream
Let's keep our knives off those poor guys"
Every foreskin
Every tip they snip off
They say that their confession
Means that it's what they gotta do
But don't tell that to folks in Europe
They say it isn't right
It's a barbaric rite
"Consider this
Consider this, we should let the kids decide
Consider this, we should
Not snip the tips off guys' wieners
Everyone should have a right
To keep all their parts
So don't you make
That cut"
"I don't want to hear boys crying
I don't want to hear them scream
Let's keep our knives off those poor guys"
"No don't you cut his ween
Don't you cut his ween"
That's Iceland and Norway
That's Sweden and Denmark
Banning circumcision
Don't care what parents want to do
They don't care if it's for religion
"This thing we should forbid
Let's save the kids"
"I don't want to hear boys crying
I don't want to hear them scream
Let's keep our knives off those poor guys"
"No don't you cut his ween
Don't you cut his ween
Cut his ween, ween..."
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