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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Crappy Health Care"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Happy Joy Joy"
Original Performer:
Ren and Stimpy
Parody Song Title:
"Crappy Crappy Health Care"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
President Obama really believes that there is nothing wrong with his health care proposal. He says that the problem is in his inability to explain it to us in clear simple terms (meaning we are too stupid to understand it?). He now addresses the problem in a manner which even his supporters and opponents can grasp. ;D
(Spoken)
Hello, young voters. This is your old pal from 2008 - Barack Obama. This is a song about Iran. NO!!! It's a song about health care. That's right! It's the Crappy Crappy Health Care Song!
(Singing)
Crappy Crappy Health Care,
Don't want it? We don't care!
Won't go back to first square!
We're not gonna play fair!
All your wealth we must share!
Strip your wallets so bare!
Crappy Crappy Health Care Bill!
(Spoken)
I don't think you're supportive enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be supportive. I'll cut your grandma's Medicare! Now, young voters...let's try it again!
(Singing)
You dumb suckers don't know
So I'll tell you real slow:
Deficits will not grow!
Benefits we will show!
G.O.P. just says "No!"
Back to hell they should go!
Crappy Crappy Health Care Bill!
(Spoken)
If'n you ain't the grandchildren of all Republicans! The middle people of America - they don't know how stupid they are. That's very funny - people thinking they know more than the government! I told you I'd fundamentally transform the country, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me!
(Singing)
We will get it, you'll see,
Care for all and it's free!
How obtuse can you be?
Your brain's small as a pea!
This IS all about me,
Harry and Pelosi!
Crappy Crappy - 'Though it's gappy!
Make me happy! Pass it snappy!
Shut your trappy! Screw your pappy!
- Health Care Bill!
All that's missing is Ren screaming "You eeddeeeoott!" ;D
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WOW, that brings back into memory Ren & Stimpy(Hilarious cartoon). We have a LOT of stimpy's representing us right now. They're trying to sell us the idea for "LOG" (have to watch the cartoon for that reference..
I know *of* Ren & Stimpy, but not the whole song. Will have to look that one up. Meanwhile, an amusing take! (Unlike the government's take, which grows more UNamusing by the day... nay, by the hour...) ;)
Also DKTOS but yeah, it's a funny take
What FG and Phil Nelson said.
I can imagine the arrogant Ren Hoek ranting and raving about today's health care plan...and ignorant, but sweet and kind Stimpy supporting it and always looking on the positive side of things. My mom complains about Obama's health care and his lack of ingenuity. Great take on one of my fave OS's of my fave Nick shows that I watched at 12 years old! (Imitates Stimpy): Joy!..and here's a medical coverage of $555 and Happy Happy Joy Joy to you too, Ribber!
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