So you wanna be the very best, here's what you've gotta do
150 pokemon to catch, plus tons of accessories too
so you've caught the first 54 you still don't have enough
everyone's got bulbasaur but do you have wigglytuff

pokemon gotta buy em all (keep trying and see)
oh you caught all 150
but hold on, oh there's more adventure in store we've just added 200 more
made 'em up wasn't hard at all
natu and xatu and some weird bat that's blue
can't be the best without chinchou , pokemon gotta buy em all (yeeaaah)

so it looks like you're getting close, we didn't think you'd get this far
(wow) man you even caught ampharos catching that one is f*cking hard
but there's more to come in this universe, but your running short on funds
take your quest into moms purse, we're pretty sure that she has some

steal from mom she won't mind at all
you need it to finish, cuz we just added 140-ish (we're not sure)
or a credit card works fine, you can apply for one online
we don't care just charge 'em all
there's more on the way, we sh*t 'em out every new day
to be the best you have to pay Pokemon
gotta buy 'em all, cuz we want boats real big boats!