He's into all perversions
Threesomes and blow jobs
He is so controversial
You'll laugh until you drop

He comes from New York City
As crude as one can be
He's cool and it's a pity
He's banned from MTV

Hey look out, midgets, cripples, lesbians and gays,
'Cause you'll go into shock
when you hear what he has to say,
So you stay out of his way he-hey!

He will knock you out
Although he's not Mike Tyson
That's what it's about
Livin' la vida Diceman
Livin' la vida DICEMAN!