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Song Parodies -> "He Bangs"
Original Song Title:
"She Bangs"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ricky Martin
Parody Song Title:
"He Bangs"
Parody Written by:
M.S.G
The Lyrics
It can't be, were they insane?
He's not so bad, judges were a pain
Was Star Wars Kid, but now it's William Hung
He's the bomb... [William] yeah, baby
It can't be, are they so blind?
They booted him, not the other guy
Civil Engineering's what he's majoring in
Gave his best... no regrets
Well if his album comes and hits the charts
He's gonna rock Hong Kong tonight
He'll have a ton of fans, those seats would sell-out
'Cause he sings like he talks
And that look as he walks
He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history
He bangs, he bangs
I'm laughin' 'cause the way he moves
Those teeth never shone so bright
He surprised me
Now his album's coming out sometime
Watch TV, the daily news
You hear of him like a pair of shoes
We'll dance all night until the band goes home
Then you're gone... [William] yeah, baby
Well, if it looks like love should be a crime
They better lock me up for life
I'll do the time with a smile on my face
Thinkin' of her in her leather and lace
He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history
He bangs, she bangs
I'm laughin' 'cause the way he moves
Those teeth never shone so bright
He surprised me
Now his album's coming out in time
Well if his album comes and hits the charts
He's gonna rock Hong Kong tonight
He'll have a ton of fans, those seats could sell-out
'Cause he sings like he talks
And that look as he walks
He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history
He's not so bad, judges were a pain
Was Star Wars Kid, but now it's William Hung
He's the bomb... [William] yeah, baby
It can't be, are they so blind?
They booted him, not the other guy
Civil Engineering's what he's majoring in
Gave his best... no regrets
Well if his album comes and hits the charts
He's gonna rock Hong Kong tonight
He'll have a ton of fans, those seats would sell-out
'Cause he sings like he talks
And that look as he walks
He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history
He bangs, he bangs
I'm laughin' 'cause the way he moves
Those teeth never shone so bright
He surprised me
Now his album's coming out sometime
Watch TV, the daily news
You hear of him like a pair of shoes
We'll dance all night until the band goes home
Then you're gone... [William] yeah, baby
Well, if it looks like love should be a crime
They better lock me up for life
I'll do the time with a smile on my face
Thinkin' of her in her leather and lace
He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history
He bangs, she bangs
I'm laughin' 'cause the way he moves
Those teeth never shone so bright
He surprised me
Now his album's coming out in time
Well if his album comes and hits the charts
He's gonna rock Hong Kong tonight
He'll have a ton of fans, those seats could sell-out
'Cause he sings like he talks
And that look as he walks
He bangs, he bangs
Oh baby - why he lose, he lose
Don't matter, 'cause you know he's a student
At UC Berkeley
He's brushing up on history
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This was hilarious! I've seen his Idol audition performance on a website and was laughing my ass off, but thought he was kinda cool too at the same time not being affected by Simon Cowell's harsh comments. Paula said "You're the best!" and soon he may will be. Great parody!
Hey, this was a nice parody of my song! However, I released it in the 2000s, not the 90s.
*looks at above post and raises eyebrows*
we thought that you should also have the william hung original that he sang with the remakes. thanks and hope you improve
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