-> "I'm Addicted to Colas"
Original Song Title:
"Living la Vida Loca"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Addicted to Colas"
The Lyrics
(verse one):
It was not my intention
to get myself hooked on
I wish that my addiction
would well so become foregone
I will make my conviction
that caffine is wrong for you
I do not make up fiction
to quit is what I'll do
It seems to make you shaky
when you've gone days without it
It will see that you spend your dough
with a buzz you cannot sit
Buzzin' 'round, you cannot quit
(chorus):
Licking surfaces
see, I'm addicted to colas
I stare into faces
I'm addicted to colas
And my eyes are bloodshot
and this stuff is my high controller
I have no money
I'm addicted to colas
see, I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
(verse two):
Didn't know how I got here
in the back of a motel
My heart had stopped
and my kidneys shut down
And I had on me a strange ol' smell
I found an empty Coke can
and ate it up with so much pain
Belly full, aluminum
is running through my veins
Yes, this seems very inane
(chorus):
Licking surfaces
see, I'm addicted to colas
I stare into faces
I'm addicted to colas
And my eyes are bloodshot
and this stuff is my high controller
I have no money
I'm addicted to colas
see, I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
(bridge):
It seems to make you shaky
when you've gone days without it
It will see that you spend your dough
This seems very inane
yes, it's running through my veins
(chorus):
Licking surfaces
see, I'm addicted to colas
I stare into faces
I'm addicted to colas
And my eyes are bloodshot
and this stuff is my high controller
I have no money
I'm addicted to colas
see, I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
(chorus):
Licking surfaces
see, I'm addicted to colas
I stare into faces
I'm addicted to colas
And my eyes are bloodshot
and this stuff is my high controller
I have no money
I'm addicted to colas
see, I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
I'm addicted to colas
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