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Song Parodies -> "Doin' Vinyasa Yoga"
Original Song Title:
"Livin' La Vida Loca"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ricky Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Doin' Vinyasa Yoga"
Parody Written by:
Marjorie Preston
The Lyrics
She's into new positions
Doin' yoga at the gym
Her bod's in great condition
Her torso is so slim
I took a private lesson
Her spine is like a snake
I've got a true confession
It was a big mistake
She'll make you take your
Clothes off and put on a leotard
Astanga Vinyasa Yoga'
Whatever, I breathe like a retard
These stretches are too hard!
CHORUS:
It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga
Woke up in the Cleveland Clinic
It looked like a cheap hotel
She took my money
but she stretched my muscles
And for that I wish her well
She never seems to sweat
And makes you cry out
in such pain
Once you've had her private class
You'll never be the same
Yeah, I've got a muscle strain!
REPEAT CHORUS
She'll make you take your
Clothes off and put on a leotard
She'll make you breathe and stretch and pose
Man, I breathe like a retard
These stretches are too hard!
It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' yoga at the gym
Her bod's in great condition
Her torso is so slim
I took a private lesson
Her spine is like a snake
I've got a true confession
It was a big mistake
She'll make you take your
Clothes off and put on a leotard
Astanga Vinyasa Yoga'
Whatever, I breathe like a retard
These stretches are too hard!
CHORUS:
It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga
Woke up in the Cleveland Clinic
It looked like a cheap hotel
She took my money
but she stretched my muscles
And for that I wish her well
She never seems to sweat
And makes you cry out
in such pain
Once you've had her private class
You'll never be the same
Yeah, I've got a muscle strain!
REPEAT CHORUS
She'll make you take your
Clothes off and put on a leotard
She'll make you breathe and stretch and pose
Man, I breathe like a retard
These stretches are too hard!
It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
It will stretch you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She'll bend, you'll blackout
Doin' vinyasa yoga
The movement never stops
She's gonna give you a stroke-a
She will wear you out
Doin' vinyasa yoga
She's doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
Doin' vinyasa yoga
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Best yoga song I've seen in awhile! Good job twisting and turning the words around.
I thought this was pretty damn good! 555
This parody is extremely funny, (yes, I take yoga classes, and yes, I am not very flexible). The pacing fits the original music lots better than most of the parodies I've met up until today.
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