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Song Parodies -> "He is a Crappy Bowler"
Original Song Title:
"Livin La Vida Loca"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ricky Martin
Parody Song Title:
"He is a Crappy Bowler"
Parody Written by:
AussieWitticist
The Lyrics
A song about someone bad at bowling (cricket).
He's in to high-speed bowling, bouncers aimed right at your eyes,
I've got a premonition, they'll score some runs when they face this guy.
He's in to swinging yorkers, thunderbolts, playing under lights;
The captain makes up new [field] positions, for every day and night [game]:
He'll make the fans get desperate and start praying for some rain,
He'll make you give him the ball but the scoreboard will show pain,
Yeah scorin as fast as a train!
[Chorus]
Off side, leg side wides:
He is a crappy bowler!
The length is up and and down,
He is a crappy bowler!
He bowls a full toss, and the next one is a bouncer;
He won't get you out!
He is a crappy bowler!
COME ON!
Woke up, in Peshawar, in a dodgy hospital,
He knocked me out and he took my wicket,
It must have been, a beam ball.
He never finds the right length and makes you call for a quick change,
Once you give him a spell, you will never win the game,
Yeah he'll make you go insane!
[Chorus]
He'll make the fans go crazy and start praying for some rain,
He'll make you give him the ball but the scoreboard will show pain,
Yeah scorin as fast as a train!
[Chorus]
I've got a premonition, they'll score some runs when they face this guy.
He's in to swinging yorkers, thunderbolts, playing under lights;
The captain makes up new [field] positions, for every day and night [game]:
He'll make the fans get desperate and start praying for some rain,
He'll make you give him the ball but the scoreboard will show pain,
Yeah scorin as fast as a train!
[Chorus]
Off side, leg side wides:
He is a crappy bowler!
The length is up and and down,
He is a crappy bowler!
He bowls a full toss, and the next one is a bouncer;
He won't get you out!
He is a crappy bowler!
COME ON!
Woke up, in Peshawar, in a dodgy hospital,
He knocked me out and he took my wicket,
It must have been, a beam ball.
He never finds the right length and makes you call for a quick change,
Once you give him a spell, you will never win the game,
Yeah he'll make you go insane!
[Chorus]
He'll make the fans go crazy and start praying for some rain,
He'll make you give him the ball but the scoreboard will show pain,
Yeah scorin as fast as a train!
[Chorus]
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You win the test!
Sounds like he's worst off than me, 555.
Funny one
Is he Sri Lankan, by any chance? (England have just declared at 551-6 :-) )
Sounds interesting but the source material (cricket) could be considered a little obscure.
Cricket, obscure? No more so than baseball or basketball would be this side of the Atlantic...
Given one billion fanatical Indians, cricket is one of the world's biggest games xP
Paul (yes?) - you sound familiar - or is it just that the bowler sounds like Mike Whitney...555
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