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Song Parodies -> "Howl of the Wile E. Coyote"
Original Song Title:
"She Bangs"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ricky Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Howl of the Wile E. Coyote"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
I get blown up almost every day
Just light the fuse and try sneaking away
Then that bomb…destroys me
I am Wile E.—in Santa Fe
A genius kind of coyote
I’m laying traps
The Road Runner I heart
Want a drum—stick baby!
Now the ACME truck
Ships to my side
I’m gonna catch that bird alive
Road Runner pass me up
And he knocks me down
Watch him beep as he runs
And runs as he beeps
Ka-blang! Ka-blang!
Oh lordy, when he moves I lose
I’m so crazy ‘cause I’m full of hunger
But a genius like me
Should get that bird immediately!
Kablang! Oh dang!
Got blasted by those sonic booms!
Busted up my neck and spine
They revive me
That Road Runner is the top thing on my mind
Hey ACME, I called FOX News
Ratted you out on those defective shoes
I’ll sue you right until the sheep come home
And Sheep Dog’s gone—well maybe…
Well that bird looks tough
I take my time
To chase him up and down for life
With a sneer on my face Thinking of him on a spit brushed with glaze
Kablang! Kertwang!
I’ve fallen in the dunes, it proves
Luck’s not with me, ‘cause
He zooms like a rocket
And Newton’s Gravity
Keeps rebelling against me
Damn that big Mack truck
Threw me off-side
Got crushed by rocks
Barely alive
This pursuit’s so f’ed up
As he beeps while he runs and he runs while he beeps
Kablang! Oh dang
Oh baby it just proves, it proves
I’m just crazy ‘cause
I chase down this fowl bird
Would it be more easy
To try to trap that Bugs Bunny?
Just light the fuse and try sneaking away
Then that bomb…destroys me
I am Wile E.—in Santa Fe
A genius kind of coyote
I’m laying traps
The Road Runner I heart
Want a drum—stick baby!
Now the ACME truck
Ships to my side
I’m gonna catch that bird alive
Road Runner pass me up
And he knocks me down
Watch him beep as he runs
And runs as he beeps
Ka-blang! Ka-blang!
Oh lordy, when he moves I lose
I’m so crazy ‘cause I’m full of hunger
But a genius like me
Should get that bird immediately!
Kablang! Oh dang!
Got blasted by those sonic booms!
Busted up my neck and spine
They revive me
That Road Runner is the top thing on my mind
Hey ACME, I called FOX News
Ratted you out on those defective shoes
I’ll sue you right until the sheep come home
And Sheep Dog’s gone—well maybe…
Well that bird looks tough
I take my time
To chase him up and down for life
With a sneer on my face Thinking of him on a spit brushed with glaze
Kablang! Kertwang!
I’ve fallen in the dunes, it proves
Luck’s not with me, ‘cause
He zooms like a rocket
And Newton’s Gravity
Keeps rebelling against me
Damn that big Mack truck
Threw me off-side
Got crushed by rocks
Barely alive
This pursuit’s so f’ed up
As he beeps while he runs and he runs while he beeps
Kablang! Oh dang
Oh baby it just proves, it proves
I’m just crazy ‘cause
I chase down this fowl bird
Would it be more easy
To try to trap that Bugs Bunny?
Copyright 2010, Agrimorfee
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In his first cartoon appearance, he actually spoke! "Wile E. Coyo-Tay, you are a genius!". He was also the nemesis of Bugs Bunny. but I digress...555 Acme high scores. ;D
that's how I like it, lord AGREE: Wild & craSee ! Anything about RumRunner, BigBird, HighInda & MamaYama are always cool, Sir !
Meep! Meep! (Fun parody Aggy! And the fast paced tempo of the song works with the fast paced cartoon)
The official video doesnt match in various ways with the lyric source I used. Please be understanding in judging. :(
Yeah, I have to admit, I had a lot of pacing issues here--I know how that is (badave.com will be open soon and will generally have much more reliable lyrics than typical lyric sites). . .good idea though.
(Artistry) Maybe not a genius coyote, but a genius parody. I will give you the benefit of the doubt on the pacing - I've had similar issues myself.
(Artistry 81) I've gone "Looney Tunes" over your satire, Agri! Yep, Road Runner is a wild bird, all right. Hard to catch cuz he runs too damn fast. Yeah, that's what I call "fast food"...in Wile E. Coyote's case. I kept on thinking that Ralph the wolf and Wile E. Coyote are either the same or they are related to one another. Dug the "Kablang! Kertwang!" lines in your song. Exploding 555 TNT with this one! Poor Wile E's always getting fried from trying to catch Road Runner!
(Artistry) Discrepancies in different versions of the song aside, this was a very amusing take on the Wile E. Coyote sage, that great epic story of our times. Or some crap like that. 555! Meep Meep!
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