I'm too edgy for you, bud
Too edgy for you, bud, forced into your script, see

I'm too edgy for this work
Too edgy for this work, so edgy, it hurts
And I'm too edgy for the plan
Too edgy for the plan that you might have had

Yes, I'm too edgy for your story
Too edgy for your story, it may become real gory

That a problem? Too dark for the scene?
Well, tough shit, 'cause I'm what works for the cash draw
Yeah, want that cash draw, need that cash draw, yeah
You need a moody jerk for the cash draw

I'm too edgy for an "R"
Too edgy for an "R", too edgy by far
And I'm too edgy in combat
Too edgy in combat, watch the organs go "splat"

Might not want it, you wanted "PG"
But your editor's a jerk, he wants assholes
Yeah, he wants assholes, he wants assholes, yeah
"No character's a douche? Add this asshole!"

Too edgy, you'll get
Too edgy, you'll get
Too edgy, you'll get
Cut

I'm not talkin', it's just what you see
You've just visualised the jerk that you don't want
Yeah, 'cause you don't want me, no, you don't want, yeah
So much cash from the douchebag you don't want

I'm too edgy, don't want that
Too edgy, don't want that, must use me, must use me, prat
I'm too edgy for you, bud
Too edgy for you, bud, forced into your script, see
And I'm too edgy, shit, he's gone