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Song Parodies -> "Bigger Man"
Original Song Title:
"Better Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Robbie Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Bigger Man"
Parody Written by:
Aussie Bob
The Lyrics
Give me some salami
I want to gain a few pounds
Did I say a few?
I mean leaps and bounds
Give me some roast beef
Or maybe some spam
Put it in a stew
Or in a can
When people heckle me to shame
Them buggers cause me pain
Christ, I doing all I can
To be a bigger man
I saw that on The Simpsons
Homer tried it before
Couldn't get into his car
Too big to fit through the door
If I achieve my dream
But I'm in pain
Homer is my hero
So he is to blame
When people heckle me to shame
Them buggers cause me pain
Christ, I doing all I can
To be a bigger man
Once I find my ideal weight
I'm my own state
Food is all around
Food is all around
I know that bigger people than me have tried
But food is all around
Give me some salami
I want to gain a few pounds
Did I say a few?
I mean leaps and bounds
Give me some roast beef
Or maybe some spam
Put it in a stew
Or in a can
When people heckle me to shame
Them buggers cause me pain
Christ, I doing all I can
To be a bigger man
I want to gain a few pounds
Did I say a few?
I mean leaps and bounds
Give me some roast beef
Or maybe some spam
Put it in a stew
Or in a can
When people heckle me to shame
Them buggers cause me pain
Christ, I doing all I can
To be a bigger man
I saw that on The Simpsons
Homer tried it before
Couldn't get into his car
Too big to fit through the door
If I achieve my dream
But I'm in pain
Homer is my hero
So he is to blame
When people heckle me to shame
Them buggers cause me pain
Christ, I doing all I can
To be a bigger man
Once I find my ideal weight
I'm my own state
Food is all around
Food is all around
I know that bigger people than me have tried
But food is all around
Give me some salami
I want to gain a few pounds
Did I say a few?
I mean leaps and bounds
Give me some roast beef
Or maybe some spam
Put it in a stew
Or in a can
When people heckle me to shame
Them buggers cause me pain
Christ, I doing all I can
To be a bigger man
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