-> "Robbie's Gay"
Original Song Title:
"Rock DJ"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Robbie's Gay"
The Lyrics
Guys on a floorshow
Takes it up the torso
Girls sodomised
And boys even more so
Wave your hands if you can't be a slut
Can you take it (up the butt)
I got (d***)
You got (ass)
But I won't touch your body
I'm not gay
I won't stick it in the butt
Even if you like it, Robbie
Show your head I will lob it
Come out of the closet
And I won't cut your hand
Ever seen that crap video
Where he's naked, girls say no
They know he's a gay man
We all know that Robbie's gay
And he looks like he's forty-five
Why don't you come out as gay
Cause it won't be long til you die
Planning in my classes
Coming out in masses
He gives head
Takes it up his asses
Come out quietly
I'll be quite polite
But if they don't come out
Then I'll scream and shout
Got no love for any kind of woman
It's time to come out, Robbie
If you can't get girls but your best friend can
It's time to come out, Robbie
I don't wanna seem crazy
But I'd be plain lazy
If I had no damn plan
I have seen him wake up
Put on girly makeup
I know he's a gay man
We all know that Robbie's gay
And he looks like he's forty-five
Why don't you come out as gay
Cause it won't be long til you die
Coming out ain't easy
Some people are sleazy
Every night
Coming out ain't easy
But if they accept it
It's alright
Come on
We all know that Robbie's gay
And he looks like he's forty-five
Why don't you come out as gay
Cause it won't be long til you die
We all know that Robbie's gay
And he looks like he's forty-five
Why don't you come out as gay
Cause it won't be long til you die
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