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Song Parodies -> "No Ejects"

Original Song Title:

"No Regrets"

Original Performer:

Robbiue Williams

Parody Song Title:

"No Ejects"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

This is a story about a dead pilot speaking from beyond his grave after his costly mistake
Tell me a story
Where you all changed
And you lived your lives together
While I'm off range

I didn't lose my life
The damn plane took me away
Couldn't stay to watch you cry
I didn't have the time
Cause I coughed, then burst in flames

No eject
That don't work
No reset now
I won't return

Sing me a love song
Tell me a lie
My face is now a pile of fume
But just tell me "I'm looking fine".

I know from the inside (When they all stare)
I won't live for another (Coroner said)
The plane had something wrong when
I couldn't move my rudder (It had me running scared)

I don't want to hate
But that's all I've left me with
I didn't check my plane
And my fantasies are all but just a myth

No eject
That don't work
No reset now
I won't return (We've been told you check your plane)

I know you're still talking (You're far too drunk to fly it straight)
My flight plan is a mess (Return to air base now, it's late)
At least there's one thing that is true (Goodbye)
I'm not wary of my mistakes

Remember the weather graphs. Insane
The weather turned so bad, so lame
I was having the time of my life
Well thank you, it was a real blast

No eject
That don't work
No reset now
I won't return (We've been told you check your plane)

Write me a love song
Tell me a lie
My face is now a pile of fume
But just tell me "I'm looking fine".

[Spoken]
Everything I wanted to be, every time I flew away
Every time it told me to leave, I just wanted to stay
Every time my brain would freeze, and every time it's wild
I felt so taken, you took me out in style
I loved the way we used to laugh, I loved the way we used to smile
Often I flew down and look at you for a while
But then it passes me by, you're now with someone else instead
I guess the life I once had is officially
Dead

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