-> "Scarecrow Man"
Original Song Title:
"Dragula"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Scarecrow Man"
The Lyrics
Termination, Death, he's hunting me
Laughing, he's the one
Murdering's his fun
Doesn't have no knees
Hay from head to feet
Has triangle eyes
Pumpkin head won't cry
It's his evil turn
Run from him you'll learn
He's doing lynchings
Guts he is wrenching
He'll hack in the back, he's a scarecrow man
Stranger than witches
He'll stain all your britches
He'll clobber your head, he's a scarecrow man
Blood fills up your pool
Using farmer's tools
Shoot him, he won't bleed
Light won't make him flee
Hard to counteract
His pants are old sacks
Laughing's what you'll hear
When he kills you dear
Murder's his wishes
Throwing your dishes
Brought to life by a spell, scarecrow man
Swim with the fishes
Not much he misses
He'll throw out an axe, he's the scarecrow man
Watch out baby, Watch out baby
Watch out baby, Watch out baby
Burn him, or he'll never fall
He don't have much strife
Weeds protrude his skin
If you hear his moan
Don't be fooled by grins
Hiding by the logs
It is time to light
Throw your matches at
him and he may die
Burn all his stitches
Knock him in the ditches
'fore he kills the town, he's the scarecrow man
Crows do his wishes
Attacking your misses
Then he'll come right back, he's the scarecrow man
Burn him baby, Burn him baby
Burn him baby, Burn him baby
Burn him or he'll never fall
Shooting is useless
so don't be a doofus
Just light up a match, burn the scarecrow man
Scarecrows are toothless
and they can be ruthless
He don't have a brain, he's the scarecrow man
Flames burning higher
His fall you desire
I guess that's the end of the scarecrow man
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