Listen, here's a little song about a Nickelodeon actress
But that was years ago before she started all those crimes
The government must punish her for all her evil actions
Tell me, where in the world is Amanda Bynes?

She's the queen of self-delusion and a foul-language pervert
I hope instead of hip-hop she ends up singing the blues
She deserves to be locked in scary, fiery burner
Tell me, where in the world is Amanda Bynes?

I hope the gov'ment deports her to England or Poland
But not to Malaysia cuz they'd send her back

Now Obama will decide if she's a hero or a villain
Cuz I don't waste my time with dimwit criminals like her
I hope she spends no less than sixty years in a federal prison
Tell me, where in the world is Amanda Bynes?

She's done text-driving, DUI, drove with no license
Threw drugs out the window, and burned stranger's yard

She's caused a lot of trouble all across our decent nation
She throws an angry tantrum when she can't get what she wants
She goes on Twitter just to start unfriendly conversations
Tell me, where in the world is Amanda Bynes?

WATCH YOUR BACK!