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Song Parodies -> "Stop the Goose"
Original Song Title:
"On The Loose"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Saga
Parody Song Title:
"Stop the Goose"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
This is all about that new PC game "Untitled Goose Game". Saw a bunch of playthroughs from Markiplier and Jacksepticeye, and thought this might be fun to write. Also, nobody else has tried to use this Saga song for a parody yet.
One day you stand from the bush
Then you waddle under a log
My beak can open those gates
Lakes with lily pads but no frog
I see the credits roll
I look like Aflac duck
Cursive writing for my to do list
And when I integrate with the humans
My noisy, honking will just persist
This game will make you lol
They just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
They just can’t stop the goose
This game will make you lol
They just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
They just can’t stop the goose
See the farmer working hard in his garden
As I steal food for picnic
Make him wet and smash his thumb
After ev’ry keyboard and mouse click
I scare the teenager
I’m not a new stranger
Get myself on the screen
Lock the storekeeper in her garage
As an animated duck I’m mean
This game will make you lol
You just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
You just can’t stop the goose
This game will make you lol
You just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
You just can’t stop the goose
(Instrumental)(I’d insert some goose honking noises)
Making the neighbors argue
Their belongings on each other’s lawn
Got a sneaky indication
That those pub patrons would look on
So I’ll set the table
And peck at everyone
With signs that say do not trespass
After stealing the bell from that model town
My noisy honking will harass
This game will make you lol
You just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
You just can’t stop the goose
This game will make you lol
You just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
You just can’t stop the goose
(Fade out)
Then you waddle under a log
My beak can open those gates
Lakes with lily pads but no frog
I see the credits roll
I look like Aflac duck
Cursive writing for my to do list
And when I integrate with the humans
My noisy, honking will just persist
This game will make you lol
They just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
They just can’t stop the goose
This game will make you lol
They just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
They just can’t stop the goose
See the farmer working hard in his garden
As I steal food for picnic
Make him wet and smash his thumb
After ev’ry keyboard and mouse click
I scare the teenager
I’m not a new stranger
Get myself on the screen
Lock the storekeeper in her garage
As an animated duck I’m mean
This game will make you lol
You just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
You just can’t stop the goose
This game will make you lol
You just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
You just can’t stop the goose
(Instrumental)(I’d insert some goose honking noises)
Making the neighbors argue
Their belongings on each other’s lawn
Got a sneaky indication
That those pub patrons would look on
So I’ll set the table
And peck at everyone
With signs that say do not trespass
After stealing the bell from that model town
My noisy honking will harass
This game will make you lol
You just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
You just can’t stop the goose
This game will make you lol
You just can’t stop the goose
Watch me increase my haul
You just can’t stop the goose
(Fade out)
Happy Thanksgiving in Canada, by the time this gets posted.
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Is there some significance to this date I'm missing? There's a lot of cheerleader songs posted today.
If you check out the "parodies" you see they are being done by a bizarre person who goes by "theshatteredaurora" and three other first time "authors" who are probably sock puppets. And all of these submissions basically have the same theme -- getting BJ's from cheerleaders. Every one of these cheerleader parodies is an unadulterated piece of crap. I'd advise any reader to avoid them like the plague.
I always had a hard time reading auroras parodies anyway, I figure they were some kid that was trying their best
I enjoyed that goose parody although I never played that Untitled Goose Game from Nintendo.
@Darius Kamron Whitehead, that goose game is available on Steam, if you can't get it off of Nintendo.
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